Okay, I was walking through Wal-Mart tonight when I happened upon a very disturbing sight. I'm sure all of you are familiar with how boxers (the underwear, not the hard-hittinglook and function... with the verticle slit in the front that serves as a fly where there may or may not be a button to keep it together. In Wal-Mart there was this freak of nature that disturbed me greatly, I can't even imagine wearing it. It was a boxer short with a pocket on the front. Right in the middle. It looked like a pocket that goes on the back of pants normally, but it was dead front and center. Of course you can't keep change in this pocket, because there's a hole in it! It's a penis pocket. Reach in looking for your car keys... no no... there's something else in there!
It's just WRONG, man!
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