Sunday, March 05, 2006

Spoiled? What?

Hey, I like those net quizzes and surveys as much as the next person, and I like them even better when they're not littering my inbox or telling me that if I don't send it to 30 people within the next 5 minutes, a genie won't come and grant me my life-long wish, or Mickey Mouse won't do a dance on my desktop. I like them a little more thanks to blogging and MySpace, especially because people post them to their blogs more and don't clutter up the email with them. Like I said, I like them every once in a while, but some of the answers on this quiz don't make any sense.

This survey gave a list of answers and you make an "X" next to them if they applied to you, and if you have a score of more than 40 or so, you are considered to be "Spoiled". For instance a few things that can add up to you being spoiled are the following:

- good grades? (how 'bout that means you're a good student?)

- a boyfriend/girlfriend (only if they SPOIL you)

- some type of trophy/award (can't this mean good in athletics?)

- myspace (dude, myspace is free goto the public library and hop on)

- alarm clock (the ability to be at a given place on time.. Especially if it's early in the morning is not being spoiled, it's being responsible)

- AIM, Yahoo!, MSN, ICQ (all these IM's are free)

- toothbrush (wow, I didn't realize brushing my teeth to prevent tooth decay counted as "spoiling myself")

- x's in your screename (don't get this one at all)

- a birthday in September (uhm... what?)

- a relative that lives in a different state (how does my cousin living in Ohio make me spoiled?)

- a friend who does alcohol/drugs/smokes (don't get how my friends categorize me as spoiled, if they can afford the beer and pot, then they're the ones who are privileged)

- bad grades (so if you make grades at school at all, you're spoiled)

- a locker at school (at the schools I went to [all public] every kid was provided a locker... no one was better than any other.)

- a baby (the person making this survey has clue what they're talking about)

- a nice singing voice (one of God's gifts makes you spoiled?)

- some type of disease (WHAT?!)

- wife beaters (these are like the cheapest shirts!)

- a mom or a dad (WHAT!?!!!? EVERYONE has one of these [at least at one point in their lives)

- siblings (Puhlease - the majority of people who are spoiled are because they're an only child)

- friends who u love (ridiculous)

2 comments:

Geron Brown said...

maybe the quiz is designed to make you reflect on what you really have.

...or the quizmaker was as high as a sprayed roach

Scott said...

I'll take "People Who Are as High as a Sprayed Roach" for a thousand, Geron.