Updated!
For those of you that don't know - one of my best friends (Dustin McClain) is getting married this summer to Katie Winebarger. When he proposed, he also asked me to be his best man. Now we all know what the best man's REAL job is.
To throw a killer bachelor party!
Well, due to mine and Dustin's nature... we're not really into the traditional bachelor party fare (aka - vomitting from being sloshed and strippers). So I figured out a really awesome idea to make it an awesome party. Next weekend, 6 guys are headed off to Gatlinburg, TN, to live it up for one last weekend of fun (before Dustin's not allowed to have anymore). We rented a cabin and a van, and are headed down Friday morning, and won't return until Monday afternoon/evening.
Less than 7 days to go! (at time of posting - 6 days: 23 hours: 28 seconds)
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Oh yeah, if you want to check out the cabin we're staying at and it's amenities, click here.
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Here's a story about a bachelor party:
Bryan's sister is hot. Like Daisy Fuentes hot. He tells all his friends they're not allowed to talk about how hot she is or hit on her.
Bryan's whole family was at his two day bachelor party. Including his sister. She bought me a shot. It went down wrong and I had to go inside and concentrate on not puking. This means I had to look in the mirror and say "Don't puke" over and over again. I managed not to throw up. When I went back outside she asked me where I went. I told her I had to go talk to myself in the mirror. She asked what I said. I told her, "I look at myself and say, 'Damn you're handsome.'" She laughed and said, "You are handsome."
Because I was drunk, I blurted out, "Stop! I'm not allowed to hit on you!" and got up and left.
The End.
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Bryan has since changed his mind. I am now allowed to hit on his sister because I'm "the devil he knows" as opposed to "the devil he doesn't."
Rump Shaker.
"Check baby, check baby, one two. Checky baby, checky baby, one two three. You got the body of the year baby and here's the award, I'll give you a hint it's like a long sharp sword."
Classic.
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