Eulogy for a PC

My computer has been on the verge of dying over the past week. The motherboard aparently is the problem. It's been moving a little bit slower than it used to. It can't run or play as much as it had. But I will remember all the good times. The jokes we used to share. The tears, the pain. The countless hours of e-mailing. And even blogging. Yes, my computer was a dear friend, and before it goes... I would just like to say...

WORK YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!

Thank God for warranties and tech support!
...and roommates' computers.